(Yes, I know, the song’s about vampires or some such, but I’m trying to do this music/post thing so work with me.)
Once upon a time (or maybe relatively recently) in a kingdom far away (although it could be just around the corner), there was (or perhaps wasn’t) a group of people (or possibly just one person) who saw a threat (unless they didn’t) and decided to do something about it (or whatever). Those Who Threatened were powerful beyond measure and their hands stretched far and wide, quickly chopping down any who might speak out against them. The Mystery Group knew that they could never boldly stand up to Those Who Threatened, so they used their relatively small size and unknown identity to stay limber and quick, hoping their actions would wake up the rest of the kingdom and rally them against Those Who Threatened. At first, they were very successful. Their non-violent methods made those living in the kingdom take notice and began to question Those Who Threatened. The Mystery Group vowed to fight on, in secret, until the threat was neutralized.

